(2x5)-9

WUNBadassTHANE · Post by **WUNBadassTHANE** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:08 pm

A plus B

equal

A minus B

Solve for Y

McPhisto · Post by **McPhisto** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:03 pm

YAHTZEE!!!

WUNBadassTHANE · Post by **WUNBadassTHANE** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:08 pm

Cheshirekitty · Post by **Cheshirekitty** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:07 am

y+x=p

farf · Post by **farf** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:14 pm

I KNOW THIS ONE,

c'mon, war of 1812!1!!

BIG BUCKS NO WHAMMIES!

WUNBadassTHANE · Post by **WUNBadassTHANE** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:32 pm

ANNNND STOP..

BOOM WHAMMY

http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/wes ... 8/pyl7.jpg

McPhisto · Post by **McPhisto** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:46 pm

the angle of my dangle is directly proportional to the throbin in my nobin

WUNBadassTHANE · Post by **WUNBadassTHANE** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:52 pm

farf · Post by **farf** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:49 am

que?

L,M,N,O,P

heh, jorm knows the rest.
it'sa funny story

best regards,
farf

WUNBadassTHANE · Post by **WUNBadassTHANE** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:18 am

Went to a Ruby Tuesdays, Ordered a Steak.

I like my steaks well done...and I wont take anything less. It is one of the FEW things I get cranky about in Resteraunts.

Apprently, this waiter just crossed the Border from Mexico...because not only did he speak 0 english he had the worst mullet of ALL TIME.

He had a co worker accompany him to the table...

Sir, can I have your order.

12 oz ribeye, Well Done.
Baked Potato with sour cream
Caesar Salad
and A pint of Guiness, only when my Steak is done.

First thing he brings...pepsi
I let it slide
about 90m later

My steak comes out semi cold, and it was raw. And im not talking about a little pink. It was like they cut off the horns wiped his ass and threw him on my plate.

I stuck the steak with my fork and it mooed.

I sent it back.

10m later

It comes out again, medium well. I then tell them I want my steak WELL DONE. NO PINK.

10m later, (while the food is still on my plate) he comes out with a chicken breast.

By this time, I am pissed.

I send both meals back.

He comes out serving other people who have ordered and gotten thier meals and Im sitting there. Fuming.

He comes by, I ask him where is my steak. He keeps saying Que?

I heard the fucker speak english before so he knows what I am saying.

He says que a few more times.

I snap. HARD

Sanchez: Que?

ME: J K L M N O P, I WANT MY GOD DAMN STEAK YOU IGNORANT FUCK. GUESS ILL HAVE TO MAKE A FUCKING RUN FOR THE BORDER YOU IMMIGRANT IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT.

He hands me a bill for 3 steaks, 1 chicken breast 1 pepsi 1 salad and pint.

I tear it up, throw it in his face, knock his tray out of his hand and drop some peoples food. I walk to the bar dig my hands in grab a dinner roll and storm out letting the obsenities fly.

Hence, why I dont lose my temper often

farf · Post by **farf** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:54 am

that happened 2 days ago...and let's not forget burger king..

YOU'LL HAVE IT MY WAY BASTARDS

kickles and peckup indeed.

McPhisto · Post by **McPhisto** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 2:21 pm

i had a goldfish once

WUNBadassTHANE · Post by **WUNBadassTHANE** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:17 pm

farf wrote:that happened 2 days ago...and let's not forget burger king..

YOU'LL HAVE IT MY WAY BASTARDS

kickles and peckup indeed.

LOL, that was awesome. Almost beats the Sonic Order:

Ill have a 4 pieces of cheese with the Left corners bitten off and a straw.

Spehonfyr · Post by **Spehonfyr** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:48 am

ready, shoot...aim