I've never been a big fan of doctors or anyone in the medical community, really (well, except a certain class of nurses, but ah, ahem...). So I wasn't really surprised to find out that there are many new procedures used by dentists these days to perform cleanings, extractions, etc.
I discovered today that the newest technique for the extraction of wisdom teeth is HAVING YOUR JAW KICKED REPEATEDLY BY A DENTAL HYGIENIST JACKED UP ON METH UNTIL YOUR WISDOM TEETH FALL... NAY,
LEAP OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, MAGICALLY ATTAIN THE POWER OF SPEECH, AND BEG FOR THE BEATING TO STOP.
At least that's what it feels like. My mouf hurts.
