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(2x5)-9
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:08 pm
by WUNBadassTHANE
A plus B
equal
A minus B
Solve for Y
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:03 pm
by McPhisto
YAHTZEE!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:08 pm
by WUNBadassTHANE
lol
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:07 am
by Cheshirekitty
y+x=p
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:14 pm
by farf
I KNOW THIS ONE,
c'mon, war of 1812!1!!
BIG BUCKS NO WHAMMIES!
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:32 pm
by WUNBadassTHANE
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:46 pm
by McPhisto
the angle of my dangle is directly proportional to the throbin in my nobin
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:52 pm
by WUNBadassTHANE
Que?
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:49 am
by farf
que?
L,M,N,O,P
heh, jorm knows the rest.
it'sa funny story
best regards,
farf
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:18 am
by WUNBadassTHANE
Went to a Ruby Tuesdays, Ordered a Steak.
I like my steaks well done...and I wont take anything less. It is one of the FEW things I get cranky about in Resteraunts.
Apprently, this waiter just crossed the Border from Mexico...because not only did he speak 0 english he had the worst mullet of ALL TIME.
He had a co worker accompany him to the table...
Sir, can I have your order.
12 oz ribeye, Well Done.
Baked Potato with sour cream
Caesar Salad
and A pint of Guiness, only when my Steak is done.
First thing he brings...pepsi
I let it slide
about 90m later
My steak comes out semi cold, and it was raw. And im not talking about a little pink. It was like they cut off the horns wiped his ass and threw him on my plate.
I stuck the steak with my fork and it mooed.
I sent it back.
10m later
It comes out again, medium well. I then tell them I want my steak WELL DONE. NO PINK.
10m later, (while the food is still on my plate) he comes out with a chicken breast.
By this time, I am pissed.
I send both meals back.
He comes out serving other people who have ordered and gotten thier meals and Im sitting there. Fuming.
He comes by, I ask him where is my steak. He keeps saying Que?
I heard the fucker speak english before so he knows what I am saying.
He says que a few more times.
I snap. HARD
Sanchez: Que?
ME: J K L M N O P, I WANT MY GOD DAMN STEAK YOU IGNORANT FUCK. GUESS ILL HAVE TO MAKE A FUCKING RUN FOR THE BORDER YOU IMMIGRANT IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT.
He hands me a bill for 3 steaks, 1 chicken breast 1 pepsi 1 salad and pint.
I tear it up, throw it in his face, knock his tray out of his hand and drop some peoples food. I walk to the bar dig my hands in grab a dinner roll and storm out letting the obsenities fly.
Hence, why I dont lose my temper often
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:54 am
by farf
that happened 2 days ago...and let's not forget burger king..
YOU'LL HAVE IT MY WAY BASTARDS
kickles and peckup indeed.
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 2:21 pm
by McPhisto
i had a goldfish once
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:17 pm
by WUNBadassTHANE
farf wrote:that happened 2 days ago...and let's not forget burger king..
YOU'LL HAVE IT MY WAY BASTARDS
kickles and peckup indeed.
LOL, that was awesome. Almost beats the Sonic Order:
Ill have a 4 pieces of cheese with the Left corners bitten off and a straw.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:48 am
by Spehonfyr
ready, shoot...aim