Volsung Tribe Campfire

only because everyone always uses <crickets>

so today i asked myself, "what would jesus do?" and then i thought, something biblical,

so i read the old testament and came up with <locusts>


and that, ladies in jentlemen is a sample of what goes through my head, at 9am on a friday when i know i have to stare at a screen doing taxes for 10 more hours...


i weep.

/dodgy monty python french accent on

go away or i shall taunt you a second time

/dodgy monty python french accent off

"I like the dark ... it's safe."
--Johnny Slash, "Square Pegs"

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