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Confusious Says

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:59 am
by Malme
man under car with tool in hand not a necessarly a mechanic.

confusious say: man who lies on back while having sex f*ks up

confusious say: man who stand on toilet is high on pot

confusious say: man with hand in pocket feel lollipops all day

confusious say: job and wife very different; after one year the job still suck

confusious say: elephant who see man naked....wonder how he breathe through that thing.

confusious say: man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy

confusious say: man who stuck in pantry...have ass in jam

confusious say: squirrel who run up womans leg....find no nuts :lol: ....Mal

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:28 am
by Spehonfyr
::waits for the edit police::


Confucious say: Man who speak with open mind, have hole in head.

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:23 pm
by Cheshirekitty
confucious say: BOOBERS!!!

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:55 am
by Spehonfyr
Kitty is my porn supplier...

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:17 pm
by Cheshirekitty
I do what I can for the men Overseas...and the women too...if they like that kinda stuff

<evil grin>

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:48 pm
by Spehonfyr
I like women who like that stuff!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:56 am
by Cheshirekitty
thats why you married BJ??

cuz she gets all the Honeys..I heard stories!!!!

*giggle*

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:11 am
by Spehonfyr
Tooo true!