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WUNBadassTHANE · Post by **WUNBadassTHANE** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:04 pm

I still stand by it was weak.

Cheshirekitty · Post by **Cheshirekitty** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 4:29 pm

well no shit Jorm..it was an Fing Yo mama Joke

you ever heard a good one??

McPhisto · Post by **McPhisto** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 4:57 pm

/steps up to the plate

Cheshirekitty · Post by **Cheshirekitty** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 5:38 pm

come on..I wanna hear some good ones then...all you ever hear are ..your mama so fat...bla bla bla..

and silly blonde jokes....

although since my mom is blonde....hence my being half blonde....some of those are kinda amusing

p.s. my mom is a very smart blonde..

just had to add that lil tidbit

Spehonfyr · Post by **Spehonfyr** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:18 pm

I am afraid my yo momma jokes and blonde jokes will be edited by the dreaded pirate Lilae.

Lilae · Post by **Lilae** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:59 pm

not true I only edit out nudity ><

that and pretty much half of what Jorm posts. :p

Spehonfyr · Post by **Spehonfyr** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:39 am

LOLOL

WUNBadassTHANE · Post by **WUNBadassTHANE** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:45 am

Lilae wrote:

not true I only edit out nudity ><

that and pretty much half of what Jorm posts. :p

I was wondering where half of my rants go..I thought i was getting weak.

STOP CENSORING ME!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:08 am

i hereby nominate that we censor and edit 2/3rds from this day foreward

farf · Post by **farf** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:10 am

i agree with guestfarf

(i swear, i'll remember to log in before posting from now on.....til next week)

Pompous · Post by **Pompous** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:37 am

Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.

WUNBadassTHANE · Post by **WUNBadassTHANE** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:34 pm

Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat were in her right now

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for new world

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu

McPhisto · Post by **McPhisto** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:45 pm

Pompous · Post by **Pompous** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:54 pm

And sacrificing Quality for Quantity:

Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!!

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a spoon.

Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo momma so dumb she sits on TV & watches the couch

Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.

Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.

Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus.

Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .

Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.

Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "Guess" so she said "Levi's."

Spehonfyr · Post by **Spehonfyr** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:53 am

Get in mah BELLY!